Netflix Show Riles with Gun-Shooting, Mass-Murdering Jesus, Having Sex with Two Women

A new cartoon for Netflix has outraged Christians because it depicts Jesus using automatic weapons to mass murder people and having sex with two women at the same time.

After the newest episode of Paradise P.D. was posted, the streaming giant became a target of complaints.

The segment was meant as an attack on the white people, National Rifle Association, the Constitution, Christians, and gun owners.

Newsbusters posted a synopsis of this outrageous garbage:

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Officer Kevin Crawford (voice of David Herman) watches an anti-gun video by super liberal Michael Moore and is so impressed that he wants his father, Police Chief Randall Crawford (voice of Tom Kenny) to watch it. Randall refuses. Kevin tells his father, “Dad, there’s no good reason why we can’t have sensible gun control.” Officer Gina Jabowski (voice of Sarah Chalke) pushes back by saying, “Give it a rest. I’m sick of you liberals acting like guns are the only dangerous thing in society. Mayonnaise kills people.”

Mayor Karen Crawford (voice of Grey Griffin), the wife of Randall and mother of Kevin, thinks the town has a gun problem, exemplified by children shooting at a pinata to bust it open at a birthday party. She frets that gun incidents keep happening yet no one does anything. At that point, the chief says he tweets “thoughts and prayers”, a common complaint by real-life gun-grabbing liberals who ridicule Second Amendment supporters during times of tragedy. Gina says, “Thoughts and prayers? What more could a grieving family want?”

Kevin tells his mother that she should do something. The chief says before she turns Paradise into “Communist Canada”, he’ll take them on a tour of the NRA. Kevin agrees to go in exchange for his father watching the Moore video.

The tour includes a gun pit with a dead kid buried in it and the corpse of Charlton Heston used as a statue, complete with a quote – “Pry this gun from my cold, dead hands and win a Republican Senate seat.” The head of the NRA, Mr. Chip Fuck-Yeah, shows them a video using Jesus as a prop to show how “guns make a better world.” The video is horrifically offensive, with Jesus coming down from the Cross to kill his persecutors with machine guns then have sex with two women.

There is far more disgusting hate in this piece of garbage. Check out Newsbusters’ full report.

So, yeah, Dr. Seuss, Pepe Le Pew, and Simpsons characters have to be banned, but this is OK

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Warner Todd Huston has been writing editorials and news since 2001 but started his writing career penning articles about U.S. history back in the early 1990s. Huston has appeared on Fox News, Fox Business Network, CNN, and several local Chicago News programs to discuss the issues of the day. Additionally, he is a regular guest on radio programs from coast to coast. Huston has also been a Breitbart News contributor since 2009. Warner works out of the Chicago area, a place he calls a "target rich environment" for political news.
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