President Trump signed legislation that Democrats should love.
Instead, the “Save Our Seas Act” isn’t likely to receive much, if any, liberal attention.
Here’s the deal…
From Daily Caller:
President Donald Trump added his signature to the “Save Our Seas Act” on Thursday, green-lighting an initiative to clean up eight million tons of debris from the planet’s oceans.
“As president I will continue to do everything I can to stop other nations from making our oceans into their landfills. That’s why I’m pleased – very pleased, I must say – to put my signature on this important legislation,” Trump said as he signed the Save Our Seas Act into law at the Oval Office.
Sponsored by Alaska Republican Sen. Dan Sullivan, the bill aims to promote better domestic and international efforts at cleaning up garbage that is littered throughout the oceans. The new law will extend the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Marine Debris Program for another five years, and promote cohesion among different federal agencies on how to reduce marine debris.
Check out these hilarious “headlines” on how the MSM might respond…
"Overpopulation of fish due to cleanup efforts"
— Dan 🇺🇸 (@danieltobin) October 11, 2018
"Sea turtles no longer endangered – but is this a good thing?"
— Dan 🇺🇸 (@danieltobin) October 11, 2018
President to dismantle pacific island, endangered polar bears hit hardest.
— Jacksonian (@Driverwild) October 12, 2018
"Misogyny in our oceans as trash removal brings Handsmaids Tale to reality"
— Dan 🇺🇸 (@danieltobin) October 12, 2018
I'm waiting for the @AP think piece declaring this to be aggression towards plastics.@nytimes will have a breaking Sunday spread how Trump will be lining his pockets by bringing the refuse to recycling centers with the highest payouts
— Brad Slager – The Handmaid's Male🍸 🥃🎬💻 (@MartiniShark) October 11, 2018
"Terrorists love removal of plastic from ocean. Here's why:"
— Dan 🇺🇸 (@danieltobin) October 11, 2018
Or "Somalian Pirates once again rule the seas free of plastic disruption"
— Dan 🇺🇸 (@danieltobin) October 12, 2018
"Trump displaces millions of sea birds that were using 'plastic island' as a home"
— Ordy's Amish Pumpkin Spice Butter (@OrdyPackard) October 11, 2018
I’m sure the propaganda ministry of the Democratic Party will report that this unilateral and deplorable action by @realDonaldTrump will kill millions of fish and disrupt a fragile eco system.
— Dennis Lowe (@Dlowe73) October 11, 2018
"10 ways the plastic from the ocean will be used in Mike Pences's gay reeducation camps. and number 4 WILL SHOCK YOU"
— Ordy's Amish Pumpkin Spice Butter (@OrdyPackard) October 12, 2018
"Republicans Pounce on Opportunity to Ignore Climate Concerns in Favor of Symbolic Legislation."
— AdeptArcher (@BoraxCross) October 12, 2018
"The REAL story behind the trash pile crisis: Inside Trump's craven plan to mask his Paris Accord debacle by lowering sea levels via displacement"
— Brad Slager – The Handmaid's Male🍸 🥃🎬💻 (@MartiniShark) October 11, 2018
" President alters ecosystem in the Mariana Trench by removing trash pile that provided shade for numerous species"
— Brad Slager – The Handmaid's Male🍸 🥃🎬💻 (@MartiniShark) October 11, 2018
"Numerous baitfish species lose their protective homes–how Trump's ocean cleanup is driving up pizza prices"
— Brad Slager – The Handmaid's Male🍸 🥃🎬💻 (@MartiniShark) October 12, 2018
"Republicans shrug off wildlife crisis over removal of plastic island"
Also
"Republicans pounce on new source of plastic, despite concerns over effects on wildlife"
— Ordy's Amish Pumpkin Spice Butter (@OrdyPackard) October 11, 2018
"Ocean cleanup effort does nothing to address opioid epidemic"
— Dan 🇺🇸 (@danieltobin) October 12, 2018
You must have used the wrong stock picture, you meant to report that Obama did this, right?
Wait, what?
It was Trump. #WINNING pic.twitter.com/k8eFtOGG4Q
— A Columbian Patriot (@jabhome) October 11, 2018
Funny stuff.
H/T: Twitchy
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