Test to Determine if You Are a Republican, Democrat or Southerner

Yes, this sounds like one of those internet jokes that we see in our inboxes, but there is some truth to the answer and some fallacy as well. If asked what would you do if you and your family were confronted by a terrorist who decides to attack you, and you are armed with a handgun, how would you respond? See below for why I am somewhat in disagreement with this funny answer.

Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…

You are carrying a Glock 21 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat’s Answer:

The response given for a Democrat and Republican are spot on, but the response listed for a Southerner is not exactly accurate. The southern states are well known as being heavily Democrat, which means that many would fall into the first response, especially questioning why one would be carrying a gun in public in the first place. However, the response given for Southerners is more accurate if you’re a Southern REDNECK, not necessarily the same thing.




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